WACKY WAREHOUSE Merton London - Kiss Me Hardy
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WACKY WAREHOUSE (Indoor Play Building - for children up to 4ft 9ins tall) OPENING TIMES Monday - Thursday 9.30am - 8pm. Friday 9.30am - 9pm. Saturday 11am - 9pm. Sunday 11am - 8pm. Please note last admissions are 1 hour before close. PARENT & TODDLERS Held during term time. Monday - Friday 9.30am - 3pm. PARTY PACKAGES Available from £6.99 per child - ring for full details. Exclusive parties available Saturday & Sunday mornings 9am - 11am. CHARGES Playtime £3.50 per child per hour. Parent & Toddler session £3.00 (incl. refreshments). The pub is built alongside the River Pickle. The story goes that Nelson was sailing on his ship with his Captain, by the name of Hardy. In 1805 he was shot by the French and was noted saying "Kismet" (fate). It's therefore not too unlikely that he said "Kismet Hardy" to the Captain. The Captain answered "Oh no certainly not". "Then", replied his lordship, "you know what to do, kiss me Hardy". The Captain then knelt and kissed his cheek. His lordship said "Now I am satisfied. Thank God. I have done my duty". Kiss Me Hardy itself is located in a retail park and offers quality food and drinks as well as an excellent place for conversation in comfortable surroundings. Since our refurbishment in 2004 we have changed to a value for money Two For One house. Our food can be chosen from a varied main menu. The Two for One deal lets you simply order two adult main meals and get the cheapest one free. We are children friendly with a purpose built Wacky Warehouse to keep the young ones amused and special party packages are available. Our Wacky Warehouse is now adult friendly with fresh coffee, glossy magazines and grown up music . Our popular Quiz night is held on a Wednesday. Everyone is welcome to come and enjoy our great hospitality. | |||||||||||||||||||||